Skeletons in the Closet

Ann Turiano (aka Caroline) recently discovered a casting call for some commercials filming in the Pittsburgh area. She submitted the required contact information and, in lieu of a reel, informed the casting agency that her work could be seen in nearly every episode of Something to Be Desired and included the URL.

Shortly thereafter, she received an email from the casting agency:

"Is this porn? Because if we cast you and then our clients find out you were in porn, we could never do business with them again."

Seriously, people. If this were porn, do you think Ann would NEED to look for outside work?