Mathis 4 Mayor: We Need YOU!

On November 6, the people of Pittsburgh will vote someone into office as the next mayor... and we here at STBD strongly believe it should be Rich Mathis!

(Never mind that he doesn't technically exist -- honestly, how is that worse than most politicians who DO exist?)

As such, we're helping Rich develop his campaign, which includes:

* The Mathis 4 Mayor campaign wiki -- where YOU can help Rich craft his inevitable takeover of the Pittsburgh government!

* A Mathis 4 Mayor MySpace page!

* A (currently limited) selection of t-shirts!

PLUS, we're helping Rich conduct his search for cheerleaders! No, not lame interns who'll go door-to-door with flyers and posters and homemade buttons, but ACTUAL CHEERLEADERS, who'll garner far more public attention than mere politics ever will.

(As Rich himself says: "If the Pittsburgh Steelers can have Steely McBeam, I can have... the Mathisettes!")

Want to help Rich take over Pittsburgh? Follow the links above and get on board the Mathis train!