Friday, September 29, 2006

Who's Got an iPod?

We don't. Not a video-enabled one, anyway. A few of the cast members do, but the office that creates these video spectacles is iPod-free.

Thus: we need a favor.

We're aware that not every episode of STBD plays properly on a video iPod. (This is mainly due to a variety of compressions being used over the past few years.) Unfortunately, we don't have a list of WHICH episodes these are.

(And yes, we also know that .m4v is the format of choice for iPods, but since we don't have one ourselves to test with, it makes the creation and distribution of untested media a little nervewracking.)

So:

If you have a video iPod, could you please volunteer (via comments or email) to download a certain number of episodes (or all of them) to your iPod and test them for compatibilty? There's a LOT of content here, so we don't expect you to watch each episode all at once (though we'd be flattered), but simply ensuring that the file begins to play is proof enough for us.

Any takers?

Thursday, September 28, 2006

STBD Classic Episodes Have Returned!

Jack Boyd (Dan Stripp), Dean Dockerty (Shaun Cameron Hall) and Marjorie (Mia La Monica) hearken back to STBD's first episode.


You may have noticed our primary RSS feeds only carry episodes from Seasons Three and Four of Something to Be Desired. It wasn't always like that. All 4 seasons were originally available, but when we last moved servers, a few things got lost along the way -- including the first two seasons' worth of .mov files. I wouldn't have noticed this had Erik Schark (aka Rich) not detected it himself and mentioned it in passing.

Oops.

But they're back now, effective this afternoon. That means anyone subscribing through iTunes or Feedburner should be able to see the full catalogue, although I found neither of the above were pinging fast enough for my liking. (I eventually unsubscribed and re-susbscribed to STBD in iTunes and that solved my problem; Feedburner has yet to update as I type this.) Podcast Alley has the full gamut as well.

I'll have a favor to ask of a few readers tomorrow. Perhaps you can guess what it is. If not, I'll give you a hint: Steve Jobs probably has one.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Busy Bees

Courtney Jenkins, Erik Schark, Ann Turiano and Justin Kownacki met last night to discuss the bare bones of PodCamp Pittsburgh. Item #1: getting a location locked down. With only 6 weeks to go before the event, time is of the essence...

Prior to that, we'd filmed a sequence for next week's episode of STBD on the streets of the South Side.

Funny thing about STBD: it's filmed drastically out of order. Whereas most movies are filmed over the course of several months, STBD is filmed on an ongoing basis, which means one scene from next week's episode was filmed back in June and another scene will be filmed Saturday morning.

How does an actor maintain focus with that wide of a gap between takes? Don't ask me; I'm just the writer / director / editor / producer. Maybe the cast should have more blogs all their own, to answer such questions.

(Boy, we should probably have our own blog for PodCamp Pittsburgh stuff, too...)

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

PodCamp Pittsburgh Is Official...

... as in, we have an official URL: www.podcamppittsburgh.com.

For now, it's redirecting to the master wiki at PodCamp, but that'll change once we have a moment to spruce up the home site. In the meantime, all interested parties can continue posting registrations, sessions, etc., to the wiki. All information will safely be transferred to our official URL in due time.

This is the web equivalent of squatting at a friend's house while waiting for the carpeting to be delivered to your new condo.

******

For those of you wondering what we do when we're not filming, editing and promoting Pittsburgh's web sitcom, here's a round-up:

* Ann Turiano (Caroline) finished her dissertation for her Master's Degree in Theatre last weekend.
* Hans Rosemond (Lloyd) is launching a Pittsburgh-based photo-driven magazine called Our Pittsburgh.
* Erik Schark (Rich) has begun work with the Docherty casting agency.
* Kevin Ford (Tom Simmons) is about to begin production on a TV pilot.
* Clare Fogerty (Chloe) is rehearsing for her principal role in an upcoming stage production of The Rover.
* Ryan Ben (Tim), Jennifer Koegler (Liz), Courtney Jenkins (Tabitha), Will Guffey (Leo), Lacey Fleming (Dierdre) and Crystalann (Hailey) are all either in rehearsal for, or have just wrapped production of, a local Pittsburgh stage show or independent film.
* Webmaster Shawn Smith has launched a tech-based podcast called Geek Riot.

Busy? Not at all. Achieving.

Monday, September 25, 2006

STBD Season Four: Episode Four "Aggravation"

Celeste makes her case to Tom Simmons, Leo proves to be as bad a roommate as he is a coworker, and Dierdre's eternal "admirer" Dex takes his game elsewhere. (10:00)Filmed on location at Affogato CafeMusic by ZOX

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Comic Freaks, Take Note!

STBD pal Andy Rubacky is hosting a Pittsburgh wing of the international 24 Comics Day event in the borough of Bellevue. Want to meet the challenge? Check in with Andy for details or to sign up!

Video on the Net Afterword

Because there were so many stray threads and loose ends related to our collective Video on the Net experience, I put up a Video on the Net wiki so those who were there can post their anecdotes and ideas, and those who were unable to attend can catch up on what they missed. If you were there, or wish you had been, stop by and add to the conversation!

Thursday, September 21, 2006

PodCamp Pittsburgh Is On!

Based upon the success of PodCamp Boston, we here at STBD have decided to launch PodCamp Pittsburgh in November! Details are still being tended to, but everyone from the Boston event is welcome to join us here in Steeltown!

For more information, visit our wiki. Or, better yet, bookmark it because we'll be updating on a regular basis.

See you in November!

Skeletons in the Closet

Ann Turiano (aka Caroline) recently discovered a casting call for some commercials filming in the Pittsburgh area. She submitted the required contact information and, in lieu of a reel, informed the casting agency that her work could be seen in nearly every episode of Something to Be Desired and included the URL.

Shortly thereafter, she received an email from the casting agency:

"Is this porn? Because if we cast you and then our clients find out you were in porn, we could never do business with them again."

Seriously, people. If this were porn, do you think Ann would NEED to look for outside work?

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Continually Impressed

Jeff Jarvis talks to Brian Conley at Video on the Net.

One of the benefits of attending PodCamp Boston and Video on the Net was the chance to meet people who are doing completely different things in the realm of web video. It's exciting to be in the same room with people who are using the technology I'm familair with to do wildly divergent things I never would have thought of.

One such guy is Brian Conley, whose Alive in Baghdad vlog received a LOT of attention at VON. In a nutshell, Brian was dissatisfied with traditional coverage of the US war in iraq, so he flew to Baghdad and, with his own money, handed a few cameras to Iraqi citizens and asked them to document the story from THEIR point of view. The videos they produce are uploaded to Brian's vlog, and they're pretty amazing.

Incidentally, this isn't the case of a guy oozing money. Brian's 26 and pays his correspondents out of his own pocket. He's down to his last few dollars and is actively seeking funding -- as are we all -- but instead of courting advertisers, he's been going after news agencies to see if they'd like to subsidize his content. Unsurprisingly, CNN was uninterested when he approached them at VON, which underscores one of the basic ironies of Brian's situation: his primary audience is probably outside the US, where he has zero contacts. If anyone wants to help a brother out, look him up.

(Full disclosure: while chatting in IM yesterday, Brain informed me that one of his correspondent's assistants had been killed by US gunfire.

"So now I get to post updates about the birth of [my correspondent's] child and the death of his assistant within four days of each other," says Brian.

"Wow," I said. "If that doesn't sum up the way of life for these people, what does?"

"boom boom die die boom")

Seeing the things people like Brian are accomplishing, it kind of puts web-based entertainment in perspective. It's in no way invalidated by more noble work like Brian's, but its purpose as escapism and cultural currency stands in stark contrast to the realities we can capture with these same cameras.

NOTE: PodCamp Philadelphia and PodCamp San Francisco have been announced! Sign up today!

Temporary Sustenance

I had a nifty blog post all ready to roll, but when I checked out each of the embedded links, I noticed one was temporarily down. So, while we wait, here's an early bit of insider information: there's a Zombie Walk scheduled for 8 PM this Friday on Pittsburgh's South Side.

What's a Zombie Walk, you might ask? It's an organized gathering of people who dress up like zombies and shamble around for a predetermined amount of time, mumbling something about "brains." Odd? Certainly, but this is a national pastime for some people. Pittsburgh's joining the fray for the first time, so those of you who are inetersted in promoting equal rights for the undead should descend upon the Town Tavern this Friday at 7:30 for makeup application and shambling lessons.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Monday, September 18, 2006

High Fashion and Petty Theft

Last Thursday, after disembarking from my flight back from Boston, I headed down to Altar (a nightclub that used to be a church, and was previously known as Sanctuary, as seen in parts 2 and 3 of STBD Season Two's 3-part finale) for a fashion show called LocalMotion.

The event was hosted by Kellee Maize (aka Celeste) and Hans Rosemond (aka Lloyd) was one of the photographers shooting the show. Several local designers were featured, and I have to say, I'm impressed. I've watched enough Project Runway to know how difficult it is to pull something like this off, much less to do it with true style, and many of the designers nailed it. I never knew there was this much legitimate fashion skill in Pittsburgh, and I'm pleasantly surprised to discover it now.

One thing I still haven't learned is exactly how to properly schmooze myself at these events. I'm a people person, but trying to explain web video to a bunch of fashionistas is in many ways even harder than trying to explain it to Men in Suits. I look forward to a day when the words "I work in web video" aren't met by "Oh, do you do public access, too?"

*****

After the event, I returned to my car, only to sit down on an A&W Root Beer can.

"That's odd," I thought. "I didn't drink an A&W today."

Then I noticed my CDs were gone.

Apparently, I forgot to masterlock my car when I got out, which gave some jackass a free shopping spree through my CD collection. Gone are many favorites, including 5 of Ann's which were tucked in the armrest; I felt worst about those.

The two most bizarre things about it, though:

1. The three CDs in plain view, directly underneath the radio, weren't stolen, but everything hidden away was.
2. I highly doubt anyone who steals CDs is craving any Tragically Hip, Tegan & Sara or Weakerthans, so to the heroin addict who plans on liquidating them for cash: have fun selling them for $1 apiece while I sleep soundly knowing they've all been safely burned to my iTunes.

STBD Season Four: Episode Three "Inebriation"

Caroline's first Vanity Press event does NOT go smoothly... (10:00) Makeup by Adrienne Music by ZOX

Saturday, September 16, 2006

The Future of Web Video

The big buzz right now is about content networks. Everyone is wondering how best to ally themselves with other people who are producing quality content in order to ensure they get seen by as many people as possible. The thinking goes that, as a "network's" viewership increases, all the shows "on" that "network" will benefit.

This is not true. Here's why:

Content Networks, as controlled by individuals or corporate mindsets, are inherently dangerous.

1. The most popular shows will need to subsidize the smaller shows, making the smaller shows dependent upon the success of the big shows.
2. The big shows will become handicapped because, if they fail, they take the whole channel down.
3. Channel moderators can only afford to promote so many shows at once, which means the vicious pecking order at the water hole will destroy any goodwill among the larger and smaller shows trying to jockey for position.
4. Smaller shows who can't break in will threaten to leave for bigger paychecks at other networks.
5. Smaller shows who aren't meeting a minimum viewership quota will get axed to make room for new shows.

Sound familiar? And here I thought we were moving away from the TV model.

Instead, I see a future where EVERYONE IS A CHANNEL.

We already each have the capacity to create and share content, which essentially means we're each already a channel, even if we're currently "offline." But with so many voices in the wilderness, how will anyone know whom to watch or listen to?

Answer: it won't matter.

Look at Digg or YouTube. The reason they succeed is because of democracy. Everyone's voice counts equally, and the cream (allegedly) rises to the top.

Thus, what we need is a peer-to-peer RSS system that allows us to watch / listen to / read all the updated content from our favorite podcasts / blogs / websites, delivered to our front door in the customizable format we choose (rearrange interfaces, customize a la MySpace, minimalize or maximalize -- your channel would be an expression of YOU).

Here's why it would work:

1. Everything we subscribe to, via iTunes, Feedburner, FireAnt, etc., would be housed in one interface, similar to a glorified My Yahoo homepage or (egad) MySpace.
2. Instead of needing to click through and watch videos or read articles, they could alternately appear in scalable pop-up windows within this channel interface, allowing users the option to stay integrated or bounce outside.
3. The service works in two ways: as a personalized aggregator of the content you want to experience, and as a shared device for promoting the content you'd like others to experience.
4. Anyone who visits your "channel" could watch / read any of the content you've linked to (thus necessitating a likely personalized channel for everyone's porn habits -- unless we become THAT open of a society).
5. Load this channel into a widget and add it to your blog / homepage / MySpace, etc., and then ANYONE can experience your personalized stream of content.

Gone are the days when I need a show picker at ABC to tell me what I should be watching. Instead, I might want to see what Steve Garfield is watching this week... or my cousin... or some random truant on MySpace.

Here's why the personal channel idea is vital to the continued growth of the emerging medium:

1. Democracy. Everyone has a chance to be seen, and now viewers can become evangelists for their favorite shows by making them available on their own personalized channels.
2. The wisdom of crowds. The more channels that "promote" a show, the more people will be able to see it. Thus, the two kinds of content we already experience in every medium -- the good and the merely popular -- will come to the fore.
3. Absence of malice. If every person you meet has the potential to promote your content to every other person they meet, you no longer have to worry about being dropped from any one person's channel. All you have to worry about is making content that people (whether the masses or a niche) want to see.
4. Freedom. Content producers won't need to be yoked to a specific channel or adhere to one outlet's content creation requirements. They can follow their own rules and speak their own voices, and the public -- aka their fluid viewership -- will respond.

Presumably, several things will happen as a result of this system:

1. Early adopters will make popular the first batch of shows that truly deserve the hype (a la Rocketboom being light years ahread of the medium by literally being five months ahead of their contemporaries).
2. Followers will learn about the service and jump in while it's still "in beta," adding a wealth of consumer test marketing to the experience and widening the talent pool for new shows to make a splash among a larger audience.
3. The mainstream will catch on several months later and crash the party, trying to play catch-up. Horrible plugins will be created, resulting in atrocious web design among 13-18 year-olds and people who still own Eminem CDs.
4. Businesses will realize the technology exists and flood the market with their own shows and promotional campaigns specifically designed to aggregate their content on as many personalized channels as possible, so someone on Madison Avenue can create a new kind of "Nielsen Ratings System" to base advertising values on.

And then -- and this is very important -- THEN we can ALL start making money at this, both big and small.

But not via web advertising, because that model is inherently UN-democratic. Instead, there will be an even more basic currency at work that will enable each of us, whether our audience is 100 or 100,000, to be compensated.

Curious? Stay tuned. The future is coming fast.

One Minute News at Podcamp: Justin from Something to be Desired

Dina Kaplan from Blip.tv interviewed STBD creator Justin Kownacki at PodCamp for her 1 Minute News segment.

This video was originally shared on blip.tv by dina with a Creative Commons Attribution license.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Video on the Net Follow-Up

Jeff Pulver delivers his keynote speech at Video on the Net

I created a wiki to encourage follow-up discussions among those of us who either attended Video on the Net or wanted to but couldn't and now want to know what they missed. This will also serve as a potential springboard for future PodCamp / Video on the Net collaborations.

Join up and post away!

STBD Season Four: Episode Two "Complication"

Caroline learns that quitting her old job isn't as easy as it looks. Music by ZOX

(This is an experiment to test the Blip.tv distribution system. It's also a good way to see Episode 2...)

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Video on the Net Round-Up

Julius Genachowski hosts a User Created Content panel at Video on the Net. (From l-r: Blip.tv CEO Mike Hudack, Motionbox CEO Chris O'Brien, Veoh CEO Dmitry Shapiro and Dave.tv CEO Rex Wong. (Barely pictured: Dabble CEO Mary Hodder.)

There's a lot more to say about Video on the Net, but my mind is still reeling from the ideas that have been created by the give-and-take of the past week, starting with PodCamp. I need a few days to work these ideas through and see which ones stick, but the bright mental ball is certainly rolling...

Chris Brogan explains how much patience he has with old media.

Before last night's Pulver-powered party at the Roxy nightclub, Christopher Penn took Chris Brogan,, Brian Conley and myself to dinner. I wish I'd paid more attention to the origin of the cuisine -- Thai? Japanese? -- but it was amazingly good. I had something allegedly involving yams but, as with "chicken," I had trouble defining the presence of a true "yam" on the plate.

Christopher is the man behind a number of financial podcasts, including Financial Aid Podcast, Student Loan Consolidation and Private Student Loans.

Brian Conley runs Alive in Baghdad, the precursor to a whole new world of citizen journalism.

Chris Brogan does a little bit of everything, including the management of Grasshopper New Media.

I peel potatoes.

Clearly, there's a variety of ideas to be exchanged by any four people at Video on the Net.

Justin Kownacki and John Herman try to make sense of a room filled with suits and alcohol.

And, of course, a conference wouldn't be a conference without an after-party. In this case, Jeff Pulver invited his favorite group, Herding Cats, to perform three different sets. That, coupled with an open bar, leads to waves of -- among other things -- conversation...

Several hundred people cannot resist an open bar...

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Video on the Net: Day Two

Overwhelmed.

That's how you could put it.

That's how I'm sure 9,950 of the attendees of VON will feel after wandering through the Video on the Net portion of the conference. After two days of this, I'd be inclined to join them.

Except I'm one of the other 50.

There were approximately 10,000 people registered for the VON conference this year. Included within VON was a subdivision called Video on the Net... except that's really where all the action was happening. That's because web video is more than the new "killer app" -- it's the new global communication.

Let's put it this way: once upon a time, we couldn't communicate without standing in the same room. Then came telephones. Then television. Now the internet.

Are you seriously going to tell me it stops here?

Now, try to explain this to the people who've made their living in existing technology, with existing tools and established paradigms. Try telling them that they need to adapt in the next 18 months or their businesses will die. Try telling them that the old empires are already history, and the new mindblowing information they've received at this conference is already obsolete

And then realize that we need at least 30% of them to come with us or else we're dead.

We new media moguls, we evangelizers and content producers and disruptors, we cannot exist without monetization. We cannot continue to produce astounding work without paying our rent. We can't explode the system without fuel in the tank.

So imagine being able to see through time, and then turning around and needing to strap training wheels to the vast majority of the populace, knowing fully well that they need to follow the carrot you're dangling or else you're both screwed.

That's Video on the Net.

I'm one of the 50 who "gets it." I spent my time with Chris Brogan, Jeff Persch,Steve Garfield, Brian Conley, John Herman and the fine folks at Blip TV today, and when compared to the information exchange at PodCamp, it felt like going from 60 to 0. Every one of us would have rather sat down and talked with the people who already understand our lingo, who know what we're doing and why, who don't need us to validate our actions every time we open our mouths.

But without the masses, we die.

So we dilute the message and allow the people who ask Andrew Baron questions like, "Now how do you get Rocketboom on TV?" or make statements like, "Well, I don't think our company should be blogging" to find value in what we do, so we can all make the next move together.

Someone has to go first. Someone has to find the road so the others can turn it into a highway.

Someone has to shine the light so the people will follow.

I'm one of the 50.

Are you?

Video on the Net: Day One

Jeff Pulver at Video on the Net. (Photo from Steve Garfield)

This conference is decidedly different from PodCamp -- 10,000 people (including VON attendees) compared to 300 -- but the same basic rules apply: the information and discussion is there for the participating. One thing I've quickly learned: there's a definite hierarchy among the attendees at Video on the Net 2006 in Boston. I don't necessarily mean a power structure, though those are in place too (whether the power is financial, influence or sociologically-based). I mean there's a food chain of understanding the new medium.

At the top are the true movers and shakers, the people who mix both passion and power. Jeff Pulver is there, not just because he created the event but for all the reasons why he created the event: just like he previously saw the future of voice communications (which led to Vonage), he now sees the potential of web video. He aggregates everyone else who may have influence over its direction. He's not alone at the top, but he's the most obvious example.

Then we have the people who "get" at least one side of the equation.

We have the people who run the companies (hardware, software, service, destination) that provide the "business" which the market will be created from. We have the people who are already using these services and tools to create new content or change the ways we communicate. And we have the people who don't necessarily "do" either, so much as they see how everything interconnects and, even better, they can see where the future could go because they understand where we've been. These are the Steve Garfield / Jeff Jarvis / Chris Brogan / Dmitri Shapiro / Amit Shafrir types, who possess at least one portion of the key to the kingdom -- resources, wisdom and / or influence -- but don't have the complete package (yet).

Then we have the creators of consumer (and prosumer) content. These are the people who aren't necessarily using the aforementioned tools to incite widespread change so much as they're using them for their own ends -- to communicate, to entertain others or to entertain themselves. This is where I am, where Brian Conley's Alive in Baghdad is, and where your average YouTube user is. Some of us may be more or less enlightened about the possibilities, and we almost definitely grasp the basic concepts, but none of us is directly influencing anyone else on a profound level (yet).

And then we have the dinosaurs: old media and big money. By and large, old media is trying to view the emerging portable on-demand media through the prism of existing precepts, many of which are already obsolete and more of which will become invalid by the time I publish this post. Likewise, big money sees the limitless potential of this new media and thinks, "How do we monetize it?" And the answer invariably involves the skeleton of an already-defunct advertising or distribution structure.

Frustratingly, the bulk of the speeches I wanted to see today (Jeremy Allaire from Brightcove, Shapiro, Jarvis) were aimed, in part or in whole, at this last bastion of the audience. It makes sense, because without their support, those of us who've already begun connecting the dots will quickly run out of pencils, paper or dots. But it still makes me feel like I'm sitting through a remedial math class when what I'm craving to discuss is tucked away inside the Quantum Physics book I can see on the instructor's shelf.

That's the beauty of these events, though: you're not limited to the knowledge being presented onstage.

The hallways of the Boston Convention Center were abuzz with discussion after every presentation -- not just between speaker and audience but among audience members themselves, bouncing around ideas and flirting with deals. This is a place where someone can loudly proclaim Jeremy Allaire "a genius" for giving the web video producers EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT [Side note: not to in any way detract from the magic of Brightcove, but why is common sense so often mistaken for genius?], where Jeff Persch of Podsea can debate the structure of audio advertising with the founder of Winamp thanks to a mutual friend who speaks Hebrew, and where Conley's Baghdad podcast can attract the attention of a venture capitalist who didn't even know that's what he was looking for.

There's a lot of information available, and there are a lot of heads to fill. The key is to ensure that those heads aren't being filled to an arbitrary volume. Instead, each of us should be able to drink in exactly what we need.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Episode Two: Finally Live!

Tom Simmons does not approve of tardiness.

I finished editing Episode Two at 4 AM. Then I slept for two hours.

Now I'm off to Boston (from New Hampshire) to attend the Video on the Net conference with Jeff Persch from Podsea. More updates to follow as we find wireless connections.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Why STBD's Next Episode Will Be Late

Eric Olsen from Feedburner, Rudy Jahchan and Casey McKinnon of Galacticast, Adam Broitman of A Media.Circus, Justin Kownacki (me) of Something to Be Desired and podsafe music pioneer C. C. Chapman catch a break at PodCamp.

So I'm sitting in a basement in New Hampshire.

Long story short: While attending PodCamp this weekend, I obtained a free pass to the upcoming Video on the Net conference this week. When Jeff and Beth Persch of Podsea learned that I needed a place to stay for the next three nights if I was going to be able to attend VON, they offered me the use of their (very nice) basement living room in their New Hampshire home. I accepted, and here I am.

Considering I spent the last three days either on a plane, running PodCamp errands with Chris Brogan, learning and schmoozing at PodCamp or trying to bump my flight and find temporary accomodations, I've had very little time to actually edit anything. Thus, Episode two of STBD's current season will be available later in the day on Monday, September 11th, because I'm still editing it.

Which brings me to an interesting observation.

Steve Garfield is one of the world's best-known vloggers, and he was at PodCamp. He also recorded most of PodCamp, directly through his computer, and uploaded it almost immediately. At one point, he had a panel discussion uploaded before the panel was officially concluded -- that takes skill.

It also makes me realize just how amazing it is that we at STBD can do what we do.

To create a single episode of STBD, I need to:

Write the scenes
Film the scenes
Capture the video
Edit the video
Upload the video
Let the world know.

Simple enough, right?

Now add in all the time we spend:

Coordinating 25 people's schedules (actors, assistants, extras, locations -- all volunteering)
Traveling to and from locations
Rehearsing
Lighting (when we bother)
Cleaning up / tearing down

All of this to achieve 5-10 minutes of weekly video.

By comparison, a vlogger has to do all of the same things -- conceive of an idea, script it, film, edit and upload it -- except they have total control. It's their baby. Even if they interview someone, they still maintain control over the logistics and (wisely) keep them minimal.

In the end, they wind up with something that can be edited in a few hours' time, if not less.

Meanwhile, I have 2 hours' worth of raw footage, including multiple takes of each scene -- some wildly divergent from others due to improvisations and incidental changes (lighting, noise, etc.) -- that take hours to capture and even longer to pare down and finally edit.

Am I complaining? Not at all. I love the show and I take great pride in what we do.

I also respect the dedication and confidence of anyone who decides to commit their voice and image to the podcasting or vlogging world.

All I'm saying is, had I seen the immediate future a little more clearly, perhaps I would have undertaken something I could accomplish on my own, swiftly -- like a vlog -- rather than the elaborate event that constitutes each episode of Something to Be Desired. (Probably not.)

Of course, then I would have missed out on all the collaboration that comes with creating an entity that's larger than any one voice, and that would be a shame.

Onward and upward.

******

PodCamp flashback of the day: Musing with the crew from Scriggity as to the nature of the 6 police vehicles -- three SUVs and three bulletproof limousines -- that pulled up outside our Holiday Inn Express this morning as we were waiting for our shared cab. Either Cheney or Rumsfeld were reportedly in town this weekend, which justified the appearance of the police. It also made each of us wonder if something was "about to happen"...

Or, more accurately, if the government is putting up its dignitaries at a Holiday Inn Express.

podcamp Boston

Two Words: "Open Bar."

The first day of PodCamp was a success on several levels.

For the tech people, there was a wealth of information. There's no way you could be here for 45 minutes and NOT improve your podcast. From an artistic, organizational or tech standpoint, everyone has tips and is willing to share them.

For the schmoozers, this has been an orgy of meet-and-greeting. I have more business cards in my suitcase now than I would have gathered in a year of schmoozing otherwise. Everyone here LOVES to podcast and LOVES to make their (and your) podcast better. I sense no sabotage, no bitterness, no dismissiveness from peer to peer because, hey, we're all in this together and you might know something I don't, so... let's talk.

And, of course, for the alcoholics, there was an open bar last night, courtesy of Jeff Pulver.

Full disclosure: I accidentally arranged that open bar.

On Thursday afternoon, Erik Schark sent out press releases to a few blogs, including Jeff Pulver's. Jeff contacted Erik back and invited him to a conference in Boston next week (VON - Video on the Net). Erik forwarded that email to me, I emailed Jeff and said I was already coming to Boston for PodCamp, and then I put Jeff in touch with Chris Brogan, one of the PodCamp organizers.

Suddenly, Chris and I were invited to VON -- a $2,000 ticket -- for free.

Jeff said he'd be in Boston on Saturday evening. Chris invited him to drink with us at Grand Canal. Jeff took him up on the offer and then trumped it by opening the bar to PodCamp attendees.

Suddenly, 200 geeks were drinking A LOT.

My favorite moment: a party bus pulled up outside the bar midway through the night. Out poured a gaggle of (attractive) women who flooded the place -- either a birthday or bachelorette party, I wasn't sure.

"Jeff," I say,"there's a bachelorette party coming in here. This bar should not be open."

"Wait," says Jeff, looking around. "Is it a bachelor party or a bachelorette party?"

"Bachelorette," I say.

"Keep it open," says Jeff. "Let's see what happens."

** More information, links, etc., as I regain my sanity. **

(For pics of the whole event, check out Steve Garfield's blog at Flickr.)

Saturday, September 09, 2006

I Am So Not a Starfucker

I'm sitting here in the central auditorium at Bunker Hill Community College, home of PodCamp. I'm surrounded by some of the biggest names in podcasting.

I know none of them.

Oddly, several of them know me from the PodCamp promo I recorded last month. I've actually had people come up to me and quote the dialogue in my presence, which thoroughly confused me. I resorted to drinking free liquor.

Last night, I went for drinks with, among others, Eric OIsen of Feedburner and Chris Brogan of Grasshopper New Media. They're native Bostonians, so their tour of the Harvard drinking holes was quite amusing. Somewhere along the way, Chris broke out an audio recording device and we descended into anarchy -- something I believe we dubbed Thong Church Radio.

This was after several beers.

This morning, I woke up late and the train wasn't running to the college, so I walked from the Holiday Inn Express to the conference. I had only a vague idea of how to get here, so I walked for about 90 minutes and -- voila! Included in my walkscapade was an unintended tour of several residential areas of Boston... which reminds me of London.

Now I'm sitting here in the auditorium. Lunch is ending. Amanda Congdon is sitting three chairs away from me, talking to Steve Garfield. I was just interviewed for an upcoming bit on Health Hacks. I also had two guys stare at my STBD shirt and intone to themselves, in disapproving voices, "What do YOU want?"

I forgot this shirt could be used as a weapon.

And now, back to conferencing (aka back to editing the next episode of STBD).

**(Links and pictures to be added later.)**

Friday, September 08, 2006

Sitting in the Airport

I'm en route to Boston for PodCamp, surrounded by other people also presumably operating on less than three hours of sleep. Just yesterday afternoon, after the flight and hotel had been booked, did I learn that there's a second, larger digital media conference taking place in Boston next week called Video on the Net, which I've been invited to attend. It looks like I may need to extend my plans.

Adapting to new information is what STBD is all about. For example:

The apartment that Caroline and Dierdre have "lived" in for the past three seasons on STBD is no longer available to us, which meant the ladies needed to move. In order to provide us with a location we could access with maximum availability, I decided to have them "move" into my own apartment. The catch was, I wasn't moving into the apartment until the week before the season launched.

Thus, the first scene of the season was filmed on a Saturday, and the episode ("Recalibration") was edited and uploaded the following Sunday and Monday.

Flexibility. It's key.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Where Do We Begin?

Caroline, Leo and Dierdre get cozy in Season Four.

The first episode of each season is always a challenge to create. From a storytelling point of view, we have to make sure we cover as many bases as possible in 10 minutes or less.

Who are the MAIN characters this season?
Who are the NEW characters?
What is everyone DOING?

And, of course:

Where are the MISSING characters from last season?

Not every question can be answered immediately, but enough information must be available so that returning viewers feel "caught up" (to an extent) while new viewers don't feel like they walked in mid-storyline. These are the times where we start running closer to the structure of a nighttime soap (like the OC) than a sitcom, if only to keep things moving forward.

This season we have a LOT of new faces to introduce -- more than ever before, and certainly more new faces than old ones. Rather than introducing the new cast all at once, we'll be rolling them out over the first 6 episodes or so. This allows the audience to get familiar with everyone in waves while also re-introducing the returning characters from last season.

Since Caroline is the show's closest comparison to a "main character" -- hard to do that when you're an ensemble -- it made the most sense to introduce all of her new coworkers first and allow the rest of the cast to trickle in over the next month.

But the biggest problem we ended up facing?

Uploading the finished file.

I moved into a new apartment last week and have yet to secure a reliable internet connection. Thus, after failing to upload the episode on a shoddy wireless connection for 5 straight hours on Monday, I left my own housewarming / Labor Day party for 45 minutes and uploaded the episode from the Crazy Mocha cafe in Shadyside, which has free (and reliable) wireless.

Oh, the things I do for love. And STBD.

I'll tackle yesterday's other problem topics this weekend while I'm at PodCamp in Boston.

STBD Season Four Has Arrived!

Season Four of Something to Be Desired is live! The first episode is online, coming in at a sleek 7:45. Watch it now and get started on a whole new season of sex, sarcasm and general misbehavior.

Then, tomorrow, come back here and learn about:

1. How to film matching sides of a scene three months apart,
2. Why one scene couldn't be filmed until the day before the episode was due, and
3. What it takes to upload an episode when you have no internet connection on a Federal holiday.

Enjoy!

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Behind the Scenes: Respect

Your body is your temple... and ours...