Thursday, November 30, 2006

Girls Night Out: Photos Added to Gallery!


Alcohol makes us smile, originally uploaded by jkownacki.

Check out the latest pics and video from our Girls' Night Out shoot at Prive Ultralounge. We were there to help Rachaellee of Torque Denim celebrate her birthday. Girl knows how to throw a party: swanky club, great friends, amazing food (chocolate covered Pringles? Try them!), drag queens, and alcohol? Sounds like just the place for STBD to be...

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The Monetization Discussion Continues...

Podcasting/Vlogging for Money

It's the age old question of "Art versus Commerce," or "Craft or Cash."  If you podcast/videocast/create new media, should you be entitled to get paid for what you do?  If so, how can you monetize successfully while not turning off your audience? 
 
Tune in on December 6th, 10PM (ET) to hear About.com Guide to Podcasting, and Founder of Podcast Consultant firm, Podcast Vision and Voice, John C. Havens interview leading Web 2.0 movers/shakers on this potentially polarizing yet utterly timely topic, followed by an open discussion forum. 
 
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

STBD Season Four: Episode 12 "Girls' Night Out"


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Caroline's plan to unite the women in her life has a few kinks -- mostly men. (10:40)

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Monday, November 27, 2006

Ask Tim!

We've started a new feature over at STBD (one of many to come) called Ask Tim. Considering Tim seems to be a font of wisdom for the regulars at Affogato, it seems only natural that he should share his advice with the larger world.

If you'd like to help us get the ball rolling, feel free to submit questions for Tim to answer in upcoming installments. If you're very clever, there may even be a videoblog in Tim's future.

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Sunday, November 26, 2006

STBD in Pittsburgh Post-Gazette!

We received a lengthy front-page write-up in today's Entertainment section of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Reporter Adrian McCoy wrote a great article about the past, present and future of STBD, including quotes from Ann Turiano (Caroline), Will Guffey (Leo), Erik Schark (Rich) and Ryan Ben (Tim). Positive reinforcement from local media goes a long way!

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Saturday, November 25, 2006

Thanksgiving Mental Housecleaning

I've been floundering lately, professionally and personally. It's not that things are going badly, so much as that I know things could be going better. (And, yes, financially and professionally, things could always be going better.)

Instead of taking the bull by the horns, I usually just go sleep or eat or otherwise avoid the issue. I know this isn't the optimal way to go about things, and it's why I'm largely dissatisfied with my life at the age of 29, but it's the case nonetheless. For everything that's going well, there are three or four more things I know I could improve upon.

Given the buzz surrounding PodCamp, STBD and podcasting in general, I figured I might be alone on this train, but it turns out I'm not. My good friend and fellow tech pioneer Chris Brogan was lamenting the very same issues on his blog this past weekend. I have a feeling holidays bring about introspection, and sometimes we have trouble avoiding the obvious.

Fortunately, this led Chris to take action, and it's led me to do the same. I'm doing it differently, but it's being done nonetheless. I won't bore you with details because that's not why you come here, but enough of you who do come here are my professional friends and I thought you might like to know that I'm kicking myself back into gear.

To everyone: happy belated thanksgiving and best wishes for a bright, sunny December!

Friday, November 24, 2006

STBD Zombie Outtakes!

A lot of things went right with our STBD Halloween Episode, and a few things went wrong. Take a quick pick at a few behind-the-scenes mishaps and clips that didn't make the final cut! (3:20)

Also: If you missed it, Sammie (one of our volunteer zombies) took some great behind-the-scenes photos too.

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"The Blog You Were Looking for Was Not Found"

I just switched to Blogger Beta today, since they announced on their homepage that the system was stable enough to do so.

Now all of our comments are gone.

Instead of comments, what you'll see is a "The blog you were looking for was not found" button, EVEN THOUGH you're obviously accessing it from this blog...

I've searched the web and the Google Groups forum but haven't seen anyone who indicated this specific problem is being fixed yet. If it does get fixed, I'll let everyone know. Otherwise, if anyone knows any more reliable (and free, because I'm underfunded) blogging platform I can easily switch to, let me know. (By email, if not comment...)

UPDATE: Moments after posting this, the comments have returned. How interesting. Presuming Google has better things to do than hate-check each post made to Blogger, the alternative explanation is: it must take the new system a few moments to update with the old system's information. I hope this helps soothe the jangled nerves of other Beta users.

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

VSocial and the Culling of Web TV

Just got off the phone with Chris Johnson of VSocial, one of many web video sites looking to carve out a sizeable niche of the new media marketplace. Chris and I go back a ways -- we were college roommates ten years ago at The Art Institute of Pittsburgh -- and we've each been involved with multimedia since the turn of the century (which will sound a lot more impressive 50 years from now).

One thing I value about Chris: by and large, he says what's on his mind. When the topic of the conversation turned to how VSocial is differentiating themselves from other web video platforms, he admitted the differences in ALL web video platforms right now is pretty negligible. VSocial, Blip, Veoh, Vimeo... everyone is fighting for the same foothold in a medium that the general public is only beginning to be even moderately aware of, which makes differentation almost an afterthought. Why fight to distance yourself from competitors when the medium itself hasn't even been mainstreamed yet?

On the other hand, how many of these web TV platforms (and there are dozens more I haven't mentioned) will still be around in 3-5 years? I, along with everyone else watching the space, predicts a massive falling into one another among the existing and emerging companies, in which industry leaders swallow their competitors (or render them obsolete), leaving room for a maximum of 3-5 platforms on the playing field, not counting those who are sold in whole to existing multimedia conglomerates.

Who will survive?

My guess: the companies that provide the biggest value to content producers OR the companies that provide the biggest value to users. Ideally, they'd be one and the same, but ultimately some companies "get" customer service, and some companies "get" supplier service. Those who don't get it at any level will be hard-pressed to keep anyone happy, and the 10% difference that separates them from a competitor won't matter much when that competitor comes knocking at their door, brandishing hundreds of happy content producers or millions of happy customers -- and a check.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

C'est La Vie

We stopped by Pavement Shoes today, a cool new shoe boutique in Lawrenceville that one of our MySpace friends had suggested we might want to film in. They were right. The owner, Jessica Martin, and her sister Alissa have put together a great selection of fashionable footwear, tote bags and accessories. Ann Turiano (aka Caroline) and I marveled at the "New York"-iness of the store -- spacious, seductive, unified in theme and tone -- and then I realized, "Why COULDN'T a store like this exist in Pittsburgh?"

(To be fair, there are several such nifty places around town, but this is not a city that often gives itself credit for being able to support such endeavors. Thus, even we pro-active Pittsburghers are surprised to find such pleasures.)

On our way out the door, Jessica suggested we stop down to a new boutique on the corner that had just opened: La Vie.

Sure enough, there was a hip boutique / art gallery at the other end of the block. It was brand new (grand opening Dec 2), so there was still much work to be done -- a gent was fixing the computers while we were perusing their wares -- but already people were walking in off the street and exploring. Already, the buzz has begun, and it's great to see.

Speaking of which, as I was explaining to the owner of La Vie that we produce a web-based sitcom in Pittsburgh, one of the nearby shoppers chimed in and said "I've seen it."

The buzz is getting around...

Monday, November 20, 2006

STBD Season Four: Episode 11 "Interrogation"

Rich has some explaining to do... (9:10)

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Friday, November 17, 2006

PodCamp Pittsburgh Interview on About.com

John C. Havens just posted an interview with PodCamp Pittsburgh co-founder Justin Kownacki on the impact of (and surprises within) the event over at About.com. Lots of info and links, so check it out!

Jeff Jarvis Calls Out "Future of TV" Conference

Hmm... As originally posted by Chris Brogan:

"Jeff Jarvis of BuzzMachine didn't attend the Future of TV conference in New York this week. Why bother, he said. He says any conference that doesn't invite Rocketboom or Ze Frank and doesn't reach for the impact of internet video content can't really be all that futuristic. Instead, Jarvis says he'll head to Video on the Net."

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Thursday, November 16, 2006

The Power of the Voice

Michael Bailey is a web entrepreneur who, among other things, created the web audio comment application MyChingo. He was also at PodCamp Pittsburgh, where we spent a good deal of time together and got to understand each other's goals for this new media revolution.

Today, Michael emails me with a blog link that I find fascinating -- and it's something each of us can take action on right now.

In a nutshell: a woman in the UK who is in a coma appears to respond favorably to audio signals. Her husband has installed a MyChingo comment system on his blog, so people from around the world can leave positive, upbeat messages for his wife, which he will then playback for her at a later time.

Not only is this likely to be a positive boost for his wife, it can't help but raise the spirts of her husband as well when he sees people willing to take a few moments out of their lives to give himself and his family some comfort.

As Michael says, it's kind of cool when something you made for one purpose winds up being used in a completely different way to help somebody else.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

STBD Season Four: Episode 10 "Indignation"

Rich, Tabitha and Liz have great ideas... if only someone would listen. (9:21)

FIlmed at Affogato

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

PodCamp Pittsburgh: An Aftermath and a Question

Brian Conley from Alive in Baghdad, Justin Kownacki from Something to Be Desired, Lala from Tiki Bar TV and a panda.

What happens at the Tiki Lounge stays at the Tiki Lounge...

PodCamp Pittsburgh has come and gone, and with it have come and gone several iterations of complete exhaustion, along with my voice. However, I'm not only pleased with the results, I'm excited about the future. I have a feeling a lot of other people are as well, if the blogosphere is any indication.

This event couldn't have happened without the assistance of everyone involved, from the attendees to the sponsors to the volunteers, and everyone who visited Pittsburgh Filmmakers for PodCamp this past weekend helped make the event better than it would have been without them. Dave Mansueto from Libsyn and I may have been the co-organizers, but our 12+ co-planners and volunteers are the reason this event happened at all. If you see any of them between now and next year, please buy them a drink because they earned it.

For more about PodCamp Pittsburgh, check out our feedback and media sections -- lots of interesting comments and cool retrospectives on what the weekend meant to some people, including a series of photographs that sum things up much better than any long-winded assessment would.

I also find it interesting that we managed to do something I wasn't expecting to do at PodCamp: polarize the audience. After only two PodCamps, held mere months apart, there's already a rift in the podcasting world, and I think that rift will continue to grow if we don't do something to close it... if we should.

This rift is all about money.

At PodCamp Boston, one of the questions raised was simple: how do we monetize our podcasts? Not everyone was asking that question, but enough people were interested in the business side of this new medium that the conversation inevitably turned toward matters of the checkbook. What everyone agreed upon by the end was that there was no obvious answer, but it was a necessity for some people to figure out how to develop an economy based around this new medium to ensure its growth (and to allow the creators in this space to do so without going broke).

In Pittsburgh, the monetization issue crept up late -- towards the end of Day One, and almost as an afterthought -- so Jeff Persch and Michael Bailey asked me to join them in an open discussion about the issue, with a twist: instead of asking, "How do we monetize our podcasts?" we wanted to round up all the suggestions in the room and see if the assembled participants could agree on a few possibilities to try out themselves, and then report back on later. Think of it like a scientific experiment in which everyone tests a thesis, tracks the procedure and reports back on the results, so the larger group can learn from the successes or failures of the individuals involved. I win, you win.

As expected, this idea caught on with many (necessitating a follow-up session after lunch) and aggravated a few. Although it's nearly impossible to corral a group into agreeing on a few set parameters for something as open-ended as the monetization issue, we did make headway in several directions. Among them: the need for standardized metrics to track audience participation, the understanding that similar approaches to monetization (or promotion, or workflow) can work wonderfully for one person but fail miserably for the next, and the general consensus that, regardless of each person's individual passion for this new medium of podcasting, we all need to pay the bills.

If the bills are already covered, especially by a "real job," then podcasting can be done with zero pressure for financial success. However, if podcasting is what you want to do for a living -- or if you at least want to break even on overhead and operating costs -- you obviously need to find a way to earn that revenue back in some way. Will it work for everyone? No, and it hasn't in the entire history of the world -- only a select few people can actually make a living by creating content in any medium. But that doesn't stop legions of people from trying, and, as TV and radio have proven in the past century, there's more than one way to make a living in a creativity-driven field.

That said, several PodCamp attendees feel very strongly in the other direction. There's a concern that money is becoming the driving force of PodCamp, and, by extension, podcasting. Instead of seeing more sessions dedicated to improving the quality of the content, some people felt that creativity was being overridden by financial concerns -- and, for some attendees, that may actually be the case.

I'm torn on the issue, because I realize that no medium ever advances until the level of quality within the content created by its practitioners improves. As much as YouTube received a negatively biased evaluation from many PodCamp attendees, the fact remains that YouTube is a warehouse for any and all web video, and the median average of any and all web video is not going to be very high. Thus, deserved or not, easily-accessible sites like YouTube and MySpace pay the price for the entry-level skills of their users, and therefore become ghettoized in comparison to sites with more discerning requirements for inclusion.

Thus, I also hosted several discussions on the creative side of the fence, including tips on creating sustainable content and advice for directing and acting on both audio and video podcasts. (Interestingly, it was while hosting these sessions that I realized, as Alex Lindsay suggested, that 30 to 45 minutes for a session STILL isn't always enough to cover even half the bases.)

On the other hand, I want to make a living in this business, and I'm currently not. This may have to do with the overhead costs involved with creating a show like Something to Be Desired, with an ever-expanding cast and spiraling production costs (travel, locations, food, etc.). Were I a wiser man, I would have begun creating shows with zero overhead and niche appeal, which would earn their money back much faster. In fact, several podcasters reminded me that they're already making money from podcasting, and some are more than covering their costs -- so could I please "shut up about monetizing" and pay attention to the real issues?

Luke Ferdinand, who shepherds an interesting web media experience called the 54 Hour Movie Project, raised some salient points about the rift between money and creativity in podcasting. In fact, I didn't realize there was a rift until I noticed his blog, which, among other things, mentions that:

"There is a movement afoot that is trying to shoehorn podcasting, videoblogging and other new media into a format that is palatable to traditional forms of media consumption. This movement is in place partly due to short-sightedness of participants, and partly by the corporate interests that are already consuming far too much mindshare at events like podcamp."

And:

"Corporate sponsorship frames the conversation at these events. From Network2 to Scion, they were everywhere and they all wanted a piece. The smell of money is now in the air, and everyone is grabbing for it. Of course I am partially to blame, as it was an “unconference“- I should have done more to shift the overall discussion."

I find these comments surprising, especially since I was at the Video on the Net conference in Boston back in September, at which traditional media stood around scratching their heads while trying to figure out what this new media was, much less what to do with it. As far as I can tell, corporate sponsors barely have podcasting on their radars, and the ones who do see it as a new and exciting medium, rather than a cash cow -- since, obviously, none of us are wearing Armani suits just yet.

Personally, I had always suspected the concept of "sponsors" at PodCamp would create a distraction from the "un-conference" model, but I didn't realize their presence would actually constitute the beginning of the rift we're now discussing. Considering there were other corporate interests that we at PodCamp Pittsburgh turned away, and the fact that the food, transportation and equipment costs weren't going to pay for themselves, I figured involving sponsors who were interested in furthering the new media discussion would be a plus. As with all decisions, this obviously didn't please everyone.

Shawn Smith, who has been our tech guru at STBD for 3 years and now runs an audio podcast called Geek Riot (via PodCamp sponsor TalkShoe -- and who interviewed a number of interesting PodCamp attendees for use in future shows) also feels that monetization owned too much of the talkspace at PodCamp. As he mentions on Luke's blog:

"My suggestion is that we shut up about money and sponsors and focus on content, once we get that content to the place we feel it is ready then we can try to do this “for a living”, whatever that really means."

That, I believe, is the sticking point: "for a living." Obviously not everyone in this (or any) space can make a living at it. What we don't yet know about podcasting is what that ceiling is, because so very few people ARE making a living at it -- yet. And, because the barrier to entry is so low -- thanks to services like YouTube and TalkShoe, which allow anyone to begin their media mogul "career" -- there's a lot of interest in seeing where the new medium is going to take those who are entering on the ground floor.

I wasn't expecting the war between content and money to begin so suddenly. I expected at least 10 podcasters would need to be making a publicly recognized living -- i.e., be recognized by the general populace -- before we'd have to cross that bridge. But, as ZeFrank and Andrew Baron discovered during the tricky audience metrics discussions of the past few weeks, the battle over podcast mindshare isn't being fought solely by the corporations -- it's being fought by each of us.

As the conversation shifts to San Francisco next weekend for PodCamp West, and then back to Philadelphia in January for PodCamp Philly, I'll be interested to see where each side of the story goes. Perhaps this is a false alarm, and we'll all realize that we're creating this new media because we love to be creative, first and foremost, and not because we see an opportunity for astounding riches. Or, perhaps that opportunity for astounding riches is more tangible than some of us realize, and the need to prepare ourselves for its inevitable arrival deserves to take up part of the airspace. I don't believe these points of view are mutually exclusive, but I do think there's a tug-of-war in play that won't necessarily peter out due to the cold weather.

All of this leaves me with some food for thought:

Since Microsoft is one of the sponsors of PodCamp West, does this mean PodCamp has officially jumped the shark?

If sponsorship at PodCamp is a negative element, period, should the concept of catering and location fees be done away with and replaced by house, dorm or outdoor meet-ups to purify the atmosphere?

Are the podcasters who are already making enough money to cover their costs absolved from needing to assist those who aren't, and therefore better prepared to discuss the creativity and content creation side, or does this actually make them better-prepared to discuss monetization in the first place?

Will the monetization conversation, which surely isn't going away anytime soon, evolve between now and Philly, or will the same questions still be in place due to a lack of diligence and shared answers from our most recent discussion?

And, how different will the web media experience be when the PodCamp conversation switches back to Pittsburgh in August for PodCamp Pittsburgh 2?

Photo by Kimberly Reed

Friday, November 10, 2006

PodCamp Pittsburgh Is Here!

There's been a huge media push in the past few days, thanks to Erik Schark, our tireless PR wizard. News of PodCamp Pittsburgh wound up everywhere from Houston to the UK, thanks to a story filed by the Associated Press. Some attendees of this evening's meet-n-greet kickoff at The Art Institute of Pittsburgh said they even saw a mention of PodCamp Pittsburgh on the continuous digital news crawl outside one of the nearby buildings.

Current registration: over 180. This is going to be bigger than I'd expected a few days ago.

Let's hope Pittsburgh Filmmakers can handle the buzz!

Check back for more updates when I'm not exhausted -- or read the blog of Network2's Chris Brogan, who may update again before I do!

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

PodCamp Pittsburgh: 2 Days Away!


Out of curiosity, I just Googled the phrase "podcamp pittsburgh".

12,600 returns. And it hasn't even happened yet.

Methinks the PodCamp movement is gaining steam.

In case you've missed the hubub:

PodCamp Pittsburgh
Nov 11 & 12
@ Pittsburgh Filmmakers

Among the attendees: Chris Brogan, Andrew Baron, Brian Conley, Alex Lindsay, Rob Walch and the cast of Tiki Bar TV -- as well as your hosts, Dave Mansueto from Libsyn and Justin Kownacki and the cast of Something to Be Desired

Among our sponsors: Network2, Libsyn, Switchpod, Pop City, Spreadshirt, The Art Institute of Pittsburgh, TalkShoe, Big Big Design, Blip TV and Indiefeed

For more information, or to register, visit our site.

Zombie Interview!

Kevin Ford (Tom Simmons) and Erik Schark (Rich) face down the undead.

After the enthusiastic reception of our zombie episode, several horror sites have featured STBD, including:

Mystery of the Haunted Vampire
Zombie-A-GoGo
Creature Corner

Erik Schark (aka Rich Mathis) and Justin Kownacki were also interviewed by Zombo's Closet of Horror. Lots of cool information there, so check it out!

UPDATE!: Sammie, one of our zombie volunteers (she ruins Liz's day near the end of the episode), uploaded slew of really cool behind-the-scenes photos from the two-day shoot!

Monday, November 06, 2006

SOS from Tromaville!

Lloyd Kaufman and Leo Straub: Two great tastes that taste great together.

I received the following letter as a forward from Jeff Stoll, a mutual acquaintance of myself and TROMA founder Lloyd Kaufman. In it, Lloyd makes a lot of good points I think we web video entrepreneurs can relate to, and he asks us to repost it. I've done so here; let's start a converstaion.

"Lloyd Kaufman's CALL TO ACTION! The Troma Team needs your help - So does independent art!

Greetings from Tromaville!

For 32 years, the Troma Team and I've been making our own brand independent films far removed (and happily in that truth may I add) from the Hollywood cookie-cutter system. Some of our films have been great and some of them have been, well, "Sgt. Kabukiman, NYPD". But what can be said about all of them is that they have been memorable.

Our newest film, Poultrygeist: Night Of The Chicken Dead is our best film yet!

And yet I fear it's doomed to failure or worse: to be completely ignored.

You see, for years people have heard me complain that Troma's films (that's right, I said film… 35mm film, damnit!!) have long been shut out of the system… marginalized or just plain dismissed. Blockbuster won't carry us. The major theatrical chains won't play us. The press won't even call us back when we ask them to watch our films!

You might chalk this rant up as just another "Lloyd's roids" type rant, but consider this: Twenty years ago Troma was just one of over thirty truly independent film companies. Ten years ago, Troma was just one of twenty truly independent film companies. Today, Troma is the ONLY truly independent film company left.

Why is Troma that last man standing? Now this is not boasting, quite the opposite in fact… For I feel that we too are not long for this celluloid coil.

Poultrygeist deserves at least the attention that some lesser films (e.g. "Snakes On A Plane") backed by the majors get. A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this film (mostly belonging to the dedicated crew who worked for nothing but crappy food and a love of indie cinema) and a lot more bodily fluids will be excreted from my pores if this film goes the way of my last couple. And even though we know this film to be among our best, truthfully there is no way for us to compete (promotion wise) with the majors to prove … At least there is no way that will not cost $50 million.

Much like production of the film itself, we need the help of dedicated, innovated, driven people to volunteer their time and creativity into forming a grass roots marketing campaign, which can raise awareness about this film!

But this is NOT just about Poultrygeist! This is about sending a message, perhaps spawning a movement! If we can wake up the world and show them that there are more choices than what the fast food conglomerates have to offer, we can birth a sort of artistic revolution, where once again the little man can get his art seen by the masses without selling his soul to the masters.

With your help, we might just be able to make Poultrygeist a success. We might be able to get the press to cover it, or movie theaters to play it. We might be able to get people to consider it for long enough to realize what a unique and great film it is!

So I get down on my knees, and ask you a favor. If Troma has ever made you laugh, or smile, or vomit: could you spare the time to consider the following list, any item of which could help us spread the word?

BY ANY (legal that is) MEANS NESCESSARY!!!!

1) If you have a MySpace account, can you make Poultrygeist your friend, and put it in your Top 8 friends?
http://www.myspace.com/poultrygeistmovie
(*Also, list the movie in your favorite films!)

2) Can you watch and vote on the YouTube clips we have up?
The music video is at http://youtube.com/watch?v=q7YFgQetG60
The trailer is at http://youtube.com/watch?v=8VXDbUE3Et8
There's also a leaked clip at http://youtube.com/watch?v=xX7hN_n_DWQ

3) If you have a website or a blog, can you encourage your readers to support the film? Maybe even repost this letter!
The MySpace link is http://www.myspace.com/poultrygeistmovie
And the YouTube clips are at http://youtube.com/results?search_query=poultrygeist&search=Search

4) Create your own fan sites! We will link them with all of ours!

5) Create your own stickers, stencils and posters and tag the country!!!

6) And if you have any other ideas, or suggestions, of how we can create awareness for this film, let me know at lloyd@troma.com! I'm new to this web world, and I'd be really grateful for any help!

7) Finally, and this is the most important part... can you consider forwarding this email to everyone you know? That would be the biggest help.

Thanks for your support! Poultrygeist was made almost entirely through the efforts of volunteers around the world -- from the food served on set, to the 500 cast members. I'd hate to let these people down with a great film that no-one sees.

Unless you help get the bird… err word out, the swan song of my 40 year career may be just another zombie chicken musical which no one gives a cluck about.

Thank you for anything you can do!

Yours Tromatically,

xoxo"

Bliccups

Blogger has been acting up recently, unable to accept cross-posts from Blip.tv when we upload new episodes of STBD.

Then today, we noticed a hiccup in our connection between STBD and Blip. Our new episode wouldn't play from our homepage no matter how creative we got. Fortunately, Mike Hudack rallied the troops (while he was emailing me from an airport, fresh from the Vloggies) and Justin and Jared at Blip hopped on the problem and figured it out. Now all is back to normal.

What this means:

1. Blip has great customer service.
2. We have a new episode.

STBD Season 4: Episode 9 "Education"


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Caroline learns too much about her coworkers. Tim learns how to be a real boy. Lloyd learns he should never leave the house. (10:00)

Filmed on location at Affogato

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Saturday, November 04, 2006

How to Make a Zombie Episode: 5 Easy Steps

We've been trying to organize a Halloween-themed episode for three seaons now, but this was the first year we actually had the personnel and the lead time to make it happen. However, taking on a throng of bloodthirsty zombies isn't part of STBD's standard operating procedure, so we needed to contact some outside help.

Forthwith: our handy 5-step guide for creating a successful zombie video.

#1: Know your expectations.

Everyone in the STBD cast wanted to be involved with the episode, but we were limited in terms of shooting (and editing) time, which meant finding a spot for everyone would have been impossible. We decided to limit filming to two Sundays (!), and built the "script" (loose as it was) around the actors who were available.

Once we realized who was in and who was out, we concentrated on availability. Some actors were only free for the first shooting day, some for the second, and some for both. Thus, we needed to film everything we needed the half-available actors for while ALSO keeping track of who was where and when, in case we needed pick-up shots the following week.

I'm sure there are a few continuity bleeps as a result of this method, but overall I feel we achieved a cohesive, coherent story.

Aside from the whole "where did the zombies come from?" part...

#2: Have a great cast, including extras.

Caroline, Leo and Tabitha bond over the undead.

The STBD cast was super-excited about trying something outside the norm (for us). They brought dozens of their own ideas (and weapons) to the shoot, and there was very little they wouldn't do -- except turn into zombies.

When I found out some people are allergic to latex (it never crossed my mind), I checked with the cast to see who was allergic and who wasn't. It turns out 5 of our female cast members wouldn't have been able to be zombified in the first place, so I knew going in that I'd wind up with a mostly female zombie ass-kicking crew. Considering the general nature of STBD -- in whicch the women always seem to be 2 steps ahead of the men -- I think that's quite apt.

We also had a great turnout for extras willing to be zombified. Since Pittsburgh is the home of George Romero, Tom Savini and The Night of the Living Dead, you could say that zombies are quite common here. It also means that everyone in town jumps at the chance to play a zombie on film, so we ended up with over 20 zombies on-hand, many of whom were available for both Sundays -- we couldn't have done it without them.

Also, with as many sequences to film, as many extras to wrangle and as many shots to keep track of, there was a LOT of downtime for most people, but they were all good-spirited about the event. I honestly wish we could have filmed twice as much, but I'd still be editing it and that's not wise...

#3: Get great special effects people.

Dead again.

We also wanted big effects sequences, but we didn't have any money. Fortunately, Crystalann (aka Hailey) works in horror films quite regularly, and she was able to put us in touch with a great pair of makeup artists: Ashley Leshen and Jim Schmeichel. These two self-taught (!) effects wizzes had all the key ingredients we look for in collaborators: professionalism, creativity, and attention to detail AND budget. They also knew two other artists, Mili Jasarevic and Dave Sholtis, who were both willing and able to help out.

We supplied them with about $200 in special effects materials -- latex, makeup, mortician's wax, etc. -- and they used it to make their magic. As you can see from the finished video and related photos, these kids know their trade -- and they're all between 17 and 19 years old! (Side lesson: Don't let age distract you from someone's ability to produce quality work!)

We also had a hand from Ron Thompson at Spotlight Costumes in the South Side, who provided the prop gun that actually fires in the final act (as well as proper training so Lacey Fleming (aka Dierdre) and Ann Turiano (aka Caroline) didn't hurt themselves).

#4: Find a suitable, and safe, location.

This place is dead anyway...

We film a lot of STBD in the Pittsburgh neighborhood of Bellevue, where ThinkTank and 517521 are a few blocks away from Affogato. Andy Rubacky, the proprietor of 517521, is a) a huge STBD fan, and b) a huger zombie fan. When we mentioned the idea to him, he reminded us that 517521 and ThinkTank share a building with a vacant warehouse space on the 3rd floor.

Thus, we had our location.

After determining that it was moderately safe for over 40 people to be traipsing around in -- adequate lighting, no exposed electrical wires or obvious holes in the floor -- we found ways to work all 3 floors of the building into the episode, as well as a few choice sequences to be filmed in Affogato. Andy and Victoria (Affogato's owner) were incredibly accomodating, and also made cameo appearances in the episode -- Andy's the zombie in the orange Oriole's t-shirt and Victoria is the innocent bystander who gets attacked by zombies in the opening scene. Plus, she supplied the cast and crew with coffee, pumpkin bread and panini!

#5: Improvise.

Tom Simmons should never piss off a Ninja Zombie...

We wanted to do A LOT, but we only had time for so much filming, so we started with a list of ideas and built out from there.

First, the script was key. Even though only the first third of the episode exxisted in scripted form, every major dialogue sequence was sketched out well in advance. We knew who had to be saying what, and when, for the plot and the pacing to work.

Beyond that, most of the action (and much of the humor) was completely improvised. Some examples:

Weapons: The cast (and some extras) supplied their own weapons. It's amazing what you can come up with when some of the cast work at Renaissance Faires. Erik Schark (aka Rich) has two nephews who were eager to be zombified, and who had a slew of medieval weaponry at their disposal. (I won't ask why.) Lacey Fleming (aka Dierdre) personally supplied some of the more inventive props, including the chainsaw, throwing knives and hatchet. Do not fuck with this girl.

The dialogue: So much of STBD is improvised that I occasionally feel awkward calling myself the "writer" of the show. Still, half the dialogue ends up being scripted and the other half is improvised. Some examples from among our favorite lines:

"I'm a black man, I can find guns anywhere." (Scripted)
"Just in case this ends up being a dream sequence, what's our stand on necrophilia?" (Scripted)
"Get 'em, Tom." (Improvised)
"You ready for this, you zombie motherfucker?" (Improvised)
"Hey, pop-top! Try THIS baby!" (Improvised)
"People are turning into the undead! This is not a problem that's going to solve itself!" (Scripted)

The action sequences: There was ZERO forethought given to the action sequences, which sounds bizarre considering they take up the last half of the film. But since we had no idea how many zombies we'd have on-hand, and what weapons the makeup artists could effectively work around (bullet wounds, cuts, impalings, etc.), we decided to wing it on-set. Outside of Lloyd's untimely death and Caroline's over-the-top gunplay in the final sequence, EVERYTHING ELSE was invented on the spot.

The conveyor: Integral as it winds up being to the story, I had no idea there was a conveyor in the building until I checked out the location and never bothered working it into the script until the day we filmed. In reality, the conveyor IS covered with pigeon shit, but Emily (our Pigeon Shit Zombie) and Lacey were willing and able to traverse the ancient machine without cutting themselves, which turned out to be imperative.

The ending: We had another ending in mind for the episode, but we ran out of time (and light) to film it properly. Thus, while cutting it together, I realized the (completely improvised) exchange between Tim and Zombie Curtis would make a perfect counterpoint ending to Caroline's violent dispatching of the remaining zombies. Considering their bit was the last thing we filmed, at 1 AM in a warehouse with no heat, I'd say it wound up being quite effective.

And, of course...

Pregnancy Zombie: Deb is a friend of Will Guffey (aka Leo), and she and her husband Nelson W. Pyles, longtime fans of STBD, volunteered to be zombies for our first Sunday shoot. The catch? Deb was 9 months pregnant, and was actually due to deliver their 2nd daughter a few days after filming.

This apparently was not enough to dissuade Deb from volunteering for stunt duty.

Then, they take me aside and pitch me on a concept: since Deb is VERY pregnant, wouldn't it be funny if they bought a baby doll, and...

I said yes. They ran to CVS. The makeup artists (gleefully) cut the doll in half and rigged it to Deb's stomach. The rest is cinematic history.

And yes, the golf club tee shot off Deb's incredibly pregnant stomach was faked.

Sort of.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Zombie Preamble


The second part of our 2-part zombie episode will be up tomorrow (Friday, Nov 3), completing what ends up being about a 16-minute long story. Those of you who watch STBD via RSS will have noticed that the zombie episodes aren't available via iTunes and Feedburner yet. That's because YouTube doesn't accept videos longer than 10 minutes, and we felt this episode should be shared there.

Thus, we cut it in half.

The finished, full-length version is what will eventually be available via RSS and on our site archive, probably this weekend.

Side note: whenever people ask me what the future of longer-form web video will look like, I think, "There won't BE longer form video if YouTube doesn't support it." I'm sure there's a solution in the works. In the meantime, don't bemoan our ever-shrinking attention spans when videos can't exceed a certain length.

I want my MTV.

(And thanks to Michael Sachoff at Web Pro News for the opportunity to speak out on the subject.)